Dr. Lucky
by Rich
(Delaware, OH)
Dr. Lucky
Dr. Lucky is a handsome and powerful cat who resides in Delaware, Ohio. Dr. Lucky received his undergraduate and masters degrees from the Delaware County Humane Society and then went on to obtain a Doctorate in Curiosity Studies from a major Ohio University. His dissertation was a starting point - "Fun With Bubble Wrap." Since completion of his Ph.D. Dr. Lucky has continued to ponder the mysteries of the universe including such bestsellers as "Life Without Thumbs"; "Why do Ducks Quack?" and "Dogs are Filthy Beasts." Always in a perpetual state of formality (he is a tuxedo cat, after all) Dr. Lucky has 'carried a torch' for a Tabby (she prefers "Tiger Princess")- Lady Lola Kitty although his deep love is unrequited. Dr. Lucky enjoys sleeping, eating Tuna and playing with his football. Extremely talkative, Dr. Lucky often lectures to the citizens of Delaware from the bay window of the home that he allows me to pay the mortgage for. A sports fan, Dr. Lucky's favorite baseball team is the Detroit Tigers (go figure!) and his favorite football team is the Cincinnati Bengals (another shock!). Dr. Lucky recently made headlines when he filed as lead plaintiff a class action law suit (on behalf of tuxedo cats everywhere) against the University of Pittsburgh, University of Northern Iowa, Florida National Hockey League Club, LLC, and Carolina National Football League Club, LLC for use of "likeness" without authorization. Since those teams are nicknamed "Panthers" Dr. Lucky contends that their mascots are some sort of trademark or copyright infringement. Every so often, he wants to know "How's my case coming?"