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Funny Animal QuotesLooking for funny animal quotes? Then you’ve come to the right place. Here you will find a small collection of funny quotes about animals and pets. These quotes will make you chuckle... and some will even make you think! Funny Pet QuotesDid you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him out in a car, he sticks his head out the window. ~ Steve Bluestone The riding of young horses is an excellent nerve tonic. ~ Geoffrey Brooke A horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle. ~ Ian Fleming Never send a man to do a cat's job. ~ Garfield (created by Jim Davis)
That's not a dog! That's a tongue with eyeballs! ~ Garfield You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, and you can play with my rubber mousie. But you don't eat my food and you don't sleep in my bed. ~ Garfield Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. ~ Lewis Grizzard When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood, but because I know they’re just sitting there, thinking up ways to get even. ~ Percy B. Shelley I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts. ~ John Steinbeck Children and dogs are as necessary to the welfare of the country as Wall Street and the railroads. ~ Harry S. Truman You can tell a gelding, you can ask a mare, but you must discuss it with a stallion. ~ Author Unknown There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast. ~ Author Unknown Related Pages: If you enjoyed the quotes on this page, you will enjoy the quotes presented on the following pages. Photo Image: © Dmytro Tolokonov | Dreamstime.com
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